cynical 
His performance recently has reminded me of another famous relief pitcher. I think they were separated at birth. The resemblance is uncanny.
Or, as Harry Doyle would say...
Vaughn, a juvenile delinquent in the off-season, in his major league debut.
Vaughn, into the windup, and his first offering... just a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.
Ball four.
Ball eight.
Low, and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches. Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close?